Now that the topic of God is getting beaten into the ground, I'd like to hear everyone's most offensive God / Jesus / Religious joke. I've got a couple of good ones. I read this one on the wall of a bathroom:
"Canel Easter. They found the body."
Anybody else?ope:
hey fellow north carolinaian! i want to laugh,i really do.but what does that mean?
what city you chiming in from?
This lady joins the convent and takes a vow of silence. After 5 years the Bishop calls her to his office and says "you have served faithfully for 5 years, you may speak 2 words to me"
"Bed Hard" she says.
The next day the nun gets a new matress.
5 more years go by and the Bishop again calls her in and gives her another 2 words:
"Food Cold" she says. The next day she gets a hot meal.
After 15 years the Bishop calls her again and she is given another 2 words.
"I quit" she says.
"Thats fine" says the Bishop, "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
"Bed Hard" she says.
The next day the nun gets a new matress.
5 more years go by and the Bishop again calls her in and gives her another 2 words:
"Food Cold" she says. The next day she gets a hot meal.
After 15 years the Bishop calls her again and she is given another 2 words.
"I quit" she says.
"Thats fine" says the Bishop, "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
